Irons in the Fire Apparel is partnering with Third Monkey Studios and Flick the Bean Coffee



Sally's Cold Heart Tee

Irons in the Fire Apparel

Regular price $28.95

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Once upon a time, there was a skeleton named Sally. She was different from all the other skeletons, as she had a cold heart. Unlike others, she never cared about anything or anyone. She never felt any emotions, never laughed or cried. She was just an empty shell, going through life without real purpose.

Sally was always searching for the perfect cup of java but never found it. She would wander around the graveyard, looking for the perfect bean, roast, or brew. But no matter how many cups she tried, she was never satisfied.

The other skeletons in the graveyard tried to be friends with Sally, but she was always distant and unresponsive. They would invite her to join them in their dance parties and games, but she would always decline, preferring to stand alone in the corner in search of her perfect cup of joe.

One day, a group of grave robbers came to the graveyard and stole all the skeletons. Sally found herself in a strange laboratory, surrounded by scientists studying her cold heart. They prodded and poked at her, trying to understand what made her so different. But Sally didn't care. All she wanted was the perfect cup of caffeine.

The scientists eventually grew tired of their experimentation and returned Sally to the graveyard. But she was forever changed, her cold heart even colder than before. The other skeletons avoided her, and she spent the rest of her days alone in the corner of the graveyard, just as she had always preferred, always searching for the perfect cup of brew.

Sally's cold heart became a legend, and the graveyard was known as the place where the cold-hearted skeleton lived, always searching for the perfect cup of coffee, also known as the elixir of life.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30